May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
100% Real Slim Shady from concentrate™No preservatives, no additives. all natural
kissyourneck-slitmythroat:
CALL OF DUTY HAS ZOMBIES ON THE MOON BUT WOMEN IN COMBAT IS TOO UNREALISTIC OF AN EXPECTATION?
johnfkennedy:
ask not what your student body president can do for you… ask what you can do to your student body presidents body
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
chickensandwich:
iron man 24: he is rusting
murphels:
uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
snapchatting:
romantic playlist for that special someone
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe
Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
grodus:
true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
